1- Santa: I’m feeling like a legislative body - Vidhan or Lok Sabha

Banta: What do you mean?

Santa: My stomach is upset.

Banta: What does your stomach have to do with Legislative Assemblies or Parliament?

Santa: I’m passing motion after motion.

2- How can Santa kill a lion?

Santa thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let the lion eat me. Oo bolo ta ra ra!

3- Banta sent an SMS to his pregnant wife. Less than a minute later, the report came on his phone and he started dancing. The report said, ‘Delivered’.

4- A bank manager asks Santa in an interview: "What is a cyclone"

Santa: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

5- Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Santa: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting,

but forgot to stop it!!

6- Santa was drawing money from ATM.

A person, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks

Santa replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. It's 1258."

7- Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder?

Santa: For what?

Salesman: For ants

Santa: No. If I give powder today, they will ask for lipstick tomorrow!!

8- How do you identify a Santa in a classroom?

It is simple.. check who's erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board. !!!!

9- Santa was writing past tense of "I make a mistake"

Guess what he wrote?

"I was made by a mistake"

10- The most dangerous joke to date:

Banta: How the word 'Wife' was invented?

Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of 'Wildlife'!

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Pakistani tick-talker set fire to forest for short video of 15 seconds

There is a big danger coming towards the earth, may cause destruction