1.Two friends talking: 1st: “Hey can I borrow some money? I’m broke.” 2nd: “Get money from your job.” 1st: “I got fired.” 2nd: “Why?” 1st: “My boss told me to leave all my problems behind the door, so I told him to stand outside.
2. Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature that can live on the water as well as the land. Student: Frog. Teacher: Another example. Student: Another frog.
3.A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, “Hey, they named a drink after you!”
“Really?” replies the grasshopper. “There’s a drink named Stan?”
4.Santa reading newspaper.. News: "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump" Santa comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping
5.Santa: I’m feeling like a legislative body - Vidhan or Lok Sabha Banta: What do you mean? Santa: My stomach is upset. Banta: What does your stomach have to do with Legislative Assemblies or Parliament? Santa: I’m passing motion after motion.
6.Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ? Santa: For what ? Salesman: For ants Santa: No. If I give powder today, they will ask lipstick tomorrow!!
7. Santa was writing past tense of "I make a mistake" Guess what he wrote ? "I was made by a mistake"
8. Banta: How the word 'Wife' was invented? Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of 'Wildlife'!
9. Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied... French : I think I dont smoke (died). American : I think I love my wife (died). Santa: I think.. (died)
10. Santa and Banta are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Santa - What should we do now? Banta- We'll take 50:50. Santa- What about the remaining 900?
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