1- Santa And Banta Are Walking On A Road, And They Find A 1000 Rupee Note Lying Down.
Santa – What Should We Do Now?
Banta- We’ll Take 50:50.
Santa- What About The Remaining 900?
2- How Did The Samoan Climb The Tree? He Didn’t. He Scared The Limbs Out Of It.
3- A: Just Look At That Young Person With The Short Hair And Blue Jeans. Is It A Boy Or A Girl?
B: It’s A Girl. She’s My Daughter.
A: Oh, I’m Sorry, Sir. I Didn’t Know That You Were Her Father.
B: I’m Not. I’m Her Mother.
4- David: Why Did The Broom Get A Poor Grade In School?
Dan: I Don’t Know. Why?
David: Because It Was Always Sweeping During Class!
5- Father To Son:
Whenever I Beat You,
You Don’t Get Annoyed,
How You Control Your Anger?
Son: I Start Cleaning The Toilet.
Seat With Your Toothbrush
6- The Teacher To A Student: Conjugate The Verb “To Walk” In Simple Present.
The Student: I Walk. You Walk ….
The Teacher Intruptes Him: Quicker Please.
The Student: I Run. You Run …
7- Don’t Be Racist; Racism Is A Crime; And Crime Is For Black People.
8- Boy: Girl, Whats Your Number?
Girl: I Have A Boyfriend
Boy: I Have A Math Test
Girl: What?
Boy: Aren’t We Talking About Things We Cheat On?
9- Man: How Did You Compromise With Your Wife?
Husband: She Came To Me On Her Feet.
Man: And What She Said?
Husband: I Was Down To Bad And She Said Come Out, I Will Not Say You Anything…
10- A Robber Comes Into The Store & Steals A TV.
A Blonde Runs After Him And Says, “Wait, You Forgot The Remote!”
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