1- Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash, they found Bottles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily, they drank & went away.
2- SANTA went to court
JUDGE: “Order! Order !”
SANTA: “1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !”
JUDGE: “Shut Up !”
SANTA: ”No,No..7-Up!
3- A lady calls Santa for repairing doorbell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
4- Santa-Oye! what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..
5- Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much?
Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!
6- Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying.
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver
7- Banta: Why is divorce so expensive?
Santa: Because it’s worth it.
8- Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
9- A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”..
“My father grows beans,” said one student.
“My father cooks beans,” said another.
Then a Little Santa spoke up: “We are all human beans.”
10- What kind of a father are you if you don’t drink?
I mean, Woh Kaisa Pita Hai, Jo Pita Nahi Hai?
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