1- Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
2- Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
3- How can Santa kill a lion?
Santa thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let the lion eat me. O bolo ta ra ra .
4- How can Santa kill a lion?
Santa thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let the lion eat me. O bolo ta ra raBanta: Can you tell me what Ford is?
Santa: Sure! It’s a gadee (motor car)
Banta: Tell me what is Oxford.
Santa: Sure, sure! Oxford is baiyl di gaadi (bullock cart)
5- Santa goes to see an astrologer.
Astrologer: You are the father of three children.
Santa: Oye Khote! I have four children
Astrologer: That’s what you think!
6- Santa was drawing money from ATM.
A person, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks
Santa replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."
7- How do you identify a Santa in a classroom ?
It is simple.. check who's erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board. !!!!
8- Banta: How the word 'Wife' was invented?
Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of 'Wildlife'!
9- Santa: Let's go for movie.
Banta: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Santa: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.
10- Santa : I have more Fans than You..
Banta: No Big deal, I have AC at Home.