1- A Robber Comes Into The Store & Steals A TV.
A Blonde Runs After Him And Says, “Wait, You Forgot The Remote!”
2- Banta Built 2 Swimming Pools.
And He Left One Of Them Unfilled Y?
When Asked Him, He Said,
“Oye, That’s For Those Who Don’t Know Swimming.”
3- Q: What Do You Call A Caucasian Person Who Swims Across The Border Into Mexico?
A: A White Back.
4- Blonde: “What Does IDK Stand For?”
Brunette: “I Don’t Know.”
Blonde: “OMG, Nobody Does!”
5- Father To Son:
Whenever I Beat You,
You Don’t Get Annoyed,
How You Control Your Anger?
Son: I Start Cleaning The Toilet.
Seat With Your Toothbrush
6- Teacher Asked The Students To Tell The Most Common Word Used By Students In A Classroom.
Suddenly A Student Got Up And Said “Can’t Sir”!
Brilliant! You Are Right, The Teacher Said!
7- Mr. Smith: “Doctor, You Remember This Strengthening Solution You Prescribed Me Yesterday?”
Doctor: “Yes, What’s The Matter?”
Mr. Smith: “I Would Like To Use It But I Can’t Open The Bottle!”
8- Don’t Be Racist; Racism Is A Crime; And Crime Is For Black People.
9- A: Hey, Man! Please Call Me A Taxi.
B: Yes, Sir. You Are A Taxi.
10- Q: Why Was The Malaysian Plane Lost?
A: Because An Asian Was Driving It!
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